In Greek mythology, there was once a woman called Pandora. In fact, as the story goes, she was the first woman to be created by the Gods. Pandora was given a jar by Zeus and told that she should not open it under any circumstances. The jar, unknown to Pandora, contained all the evils of this world – plagues, diseases, hatred, anger, jealousy, lust, arrogance, and so on - and also at the bottom was hope, the antidote to all those evils. Now there are few temptations worth giving into guiltily that give more pleasure than farting on a leather sofa and perhaps, female curiosity. Well, Pandora too couldn’t help but give in to the temptation and opened the box to see what was inside. Thereupon, out flew all the evils. Pandora, seeing them flying out, panicked and closed the lid back. Hope, being heavier (duh!) was at the bottom and was hence the last in line to get out. When Pandora closed the lid back, she trapped hope inside and only a little bit of it could fly out. Unbeknownst ...