The Scorched Soul Erotica...

What is the purpose of the seat belts in an aircraft anyway? The way the crew makes a fuss about their usage, they could be the difference between taking off alive or dead! Anyways, the last time I was on a flight, the pilot started doing some shitty stunts in the air as we were approaching Delhi. Judging by the spurts of zero gravity, I guess he was adjusting the altitude as we drew near. There were also patches of cumulous clouds the static from which caused the plane to get possessed and sway from side to side in violent tantric invocation, so perhaps he was avoiding them cloudies. Or perhaps he was a disciple of IndiGo’s Captain Parminder Kaur Gulati. He only knows. Anyway, although moments of zero g when your stomach is tied up in knots may not be the perfect yogic aasan for a eureka moment, but then, neither was a bath tub... So, the seat belts in a car protect you from a frontal impact in case of a collision. That’s why they are so nice and cover the s...

We all love to bargain. What's better than to get something priced at 200 for, say, 150 bucks, even though it may be worth only a 100. But it feels even better to get something worth that 100 for 90 bucks... i lobe my uN79... :) Anyways, so about a year and half ago, I went to buy a phone, the Nokia N79. Had not heard of Android at that time and was wary of touchscreens. Tried the MobileStore, et al, and got a price of around 14500/- but still thought I could get a better deal. So I tossed a coin and went to try my luck at Daryaganj. Enquired at 2 or 3 places, and the prices they quoted were actually more than the MobileStore's. Damn! The N79 had very good reviews on www.techtree.com , but the phone was about to be withdrawn from the market (or had already been withdrawn), so i figured its price was going higher instead of lower as the availability was low.  Then i wen...