Dheet Trekkers in Chopta-Tungnath, Deoriatal


Going to the hills is always a spiritual experience. The warmth and the blue of the sea-side make you cheerful, whereas the cold and the solitude of the hills make you somber, somewhat more inclined to reflect upon your existence and purpose in life. Elevating you to great heights only to make you feel insignificant to the existence of the universe...

First it was Araib Hassan, who packed his bags with the usual alacrity and plunged headfirst ecstasy [sic]. His trip account and pics can be seen here.

Then Danish, Kutaula and Major Khandi went there and returned with this pic, posted shamelessly here without permission.


And this one…

 And the awesomeness of these pics made it clear. This was to be the next destination.

The time for Diwali was approaching and I could get a leave from Tuesday to Sunday.  Metallica was playing in New Delhi on Friday, 28th Oct, and tickets for the same had been booked years ego, so I would get 3 days, from Tuesday to Thursday, to get to Tungnath, Deoriyatal and back again to Delhi for the concert. Vinod Upreti would be my partner. He would be on his Pulsar 180 and I on my ageing 7 yr old Unicorn with broken headlamp bracket and heavy oil consumption complaint. This trip was so done!

But as always, just as the time for the trip came close, things started to look grim. My schedule at work became so messy I started fearing I would not make it and that we would have to cancel the trip and just visit nearby Rishikesh for the bungee jump instead. Well, not so. Dheetpana to the rescue…

My final schedule was something like this. On Tuesday, the 19th, I was in Nagpur. Then Wednesday and Thursday were spent in Mumbai.  Friday and Saturday I was in Pune. Then I flew back from Pune to Nagpur on Sunday early morning and then went to Nanded by bus in the afternoon, 360 KMs away. Then on Monday, I finished my work at Nanded and drove a Sumo 350 KMs to Nagpur at speeds totally beyond my control to catch a plane at 10 p.m. to Delhi. Reached Delhi at 11.30 p.m., went to my friend’s place in Gurgaon and slept from 2 a.m. to 5 a.m., then got on my bike and up-up-and-awayed for Noida to meet up with Upreti. From there, it was 420 KMs to our destination…

If you think driving 350 KMs the day before and doing 3 hrs of sleep were bad, when I met up with Upreti in Noida and saw him, I got scared. His eyes were red, he had dark circles around his eyes and groped around the bed for his glasses as he woke up with as much surety as a zombie on crack. Figured out he had had a bad night too and had only gone to sleep around 3 a.m.

Anyways, bags were strapped to the bikes and we set off after a tank full. Odometer reading was 42722. The morning breeze was pleasantly chilly and signs of winter approaching were showing. We took the route from Meerut via Muzaffarnagar to Rishikesh, as if there is any other! Had breakfast at some crappy joint near a village called Bhangedi, raced at a 100kmph on the newly built toll road via Muzaffarnagar, lost sight of each other several times (whereupon a phone call later it would be determined who was ahead and he would wait while the other caught up), and then crossed a place where two men were lying unconscious on the road beside a pile of cycles and a small crowd looked on as a few among then dragged the unconscious to the side. We saw the scene, then looked at each other and started laughing. Not because the accident was funny, but because it could as easily have been us…

By the time we reached Roorkee, it was around 10.30 a.m., which meant we were right on schedule. When we stopped for tea on the Haridwar bypass and looked at each other, we knew we were in deep shit. We both were cramped and tired, and my back had started to pain at the base of the spine, probably due to the posture on the bike and the lack of sleep. I was drowsy and the morning traffic was so irritable it was driving us mad. We had done about 200 KMs of the journey, on plain highways, and now we had to drive in the hills.

We were slowed down owing to the heavy traffic between Roorkee and Rishikesh, and we got to Rishikesh by 1 p.m.

At Rishikesh when we tried to get our tanks filled, we found that none of the petrol pumps accepted a card. It was then that we realised we had started on our trip without withdrawing any cash. At Noida we had paid for the petrol by card and totally forgotten about cash.

From Rishikesh the hills start and the air becomes cool and dust free, the atmosphere becomes quiet, the landscape become greener, the heart becomes redder and the lips start to curl up in happiness. The pleasure of riding in the hills takes away all your fatigue.

We rode onwards and had our lunch at Srinagar at about 4.30. There we asked the people about the time it would take to Chopta, and they acted surprised. No one there seemed to have heard of the place! Wtf?
A thing peculiar about Srinagar that deserves mention was that if you went to buy a pack of cigarettes, you couldn’t find a single shop having them, but if you asked for 10 loose ones, then even grocery stores had them!

Anyways, onwards we went to Rudraprayag and then reached Ukhimat at 8 p.m. Chopta was now 32 KMs away. But my back pain had grown unbearable, so I begged Upreti to call it a day and instead start out a half hour earlier the next day.

The hotel at Ukhimath asked us for 300 bucks for a room, but we had a problem. When we told him we would check out next day at 12 p.m., he said we could not do that. His sweeper came at 10, and we would have to vacate by then. We had a problem with that as we had to come back from Tungnath and rest, and he told us we should go to Mastura 12 Ms ahead where we could stay till 12.

I was shocked. It was certain that he would not be getting any more guests that night. He was not only losing the 300 bucks from rent but also the dinner and breakfast earnings! It was ridiculous. He would have been better off letter us stay for free! Guess he was more a landlord than a businessman…

I don’t want to be rude, but both Upreti and I were agreed that we had met some of the most unpleasant people in the hills that day. Such a contrast to the people we had met in Himachal and back home in Kumaon.

Anyways, we drover another 12 KMs to reach a village called Mastura, where an ex-Army Service gentleman runs a motel. Although he charged us 600 for the room we were getting for 300 back at Ukhimath, the place was very hospitable, had a geyser and the food was amazing. He even called his daughter to make rotis for us beyond his closing time, and I think Upreti took a fancy to her cause that whole night during dinner, he kept praising the owner about the stupid ghee he had used on the rotis as he indirectly praised the chef. The ghee was really good though.

Odometer reading at the end of day one was 43182. We had done 460 KMs that day.
Riding after dark
We went to bed at 10 p.m. At 3 a.m. the next morning Upreti woke me up as he handed me a piece of cake for breakfast. We set off at 3.30 a.m. for Chopta 20 KMs away and from there we would trek for 5 KMs to reach Chandrashila, a place we had heard was great for watching the sun rise.

The temperature was sub-zero and we made slow progress as the cold wind froze our naked hands. We had forgotten to take our torch with us, which the owner of the hotel was kind enough to lend to us. And although we had packed warm innerwear, jackets, caps, mufflers and even leather socks, for some weird reason we both had also forgotten our gloves. So we rode on in the blistering cold in the dark eerie night with our mufflers tied around our hands till we reached Chopta. From Chopta it would be a 3.5 KM uphill trek to Tungnath and from there 1.5 KMs to Chandrashila.

As we were told by Araib, the best thing about this trip would be the sunrise, both at Chopta and at Deoriyatal, and we were eager to reach Chandrshila before sunrise. It was 4.15, and we had to do 5 KMs before the sun rose at 6.20 a.m. 2 hours for 5 KMs seemed too easy to worry much about and we foolishly wasted 15 minutes trying to figure out how to keep our helmets locked before we decided to take them along. There were horses at Chopta too, for tourists who wanted to avoid walking, but taking them was not even an option for us. We would walk.

I think what happened was the combination of factors such as the sub-zero temperatures, acclimatization issues, the fatigue from previous days (especially the previous day) and the my newly discovery sinus problem. Cold, however, had the major part to play. We found ourselves tired, exhausted, dizzy and panting even before we had covered a KM. Marching on in the Zombie Holocaust, midway we heard a voice call out to us from the dark hill-side. The voice asked us to stop for some warm tea. It was the devil come to tempt us and foil our salvation.

Temptation won and we stopped for the tea, losing another 10 minutes of our climb. We came to know that a group of about 10 people on horses had gone on ahead of us. We too had been seen by the locals and guides as they had seen our bikes’ headlights as we came in the morning. So even before we had reached Tungnath, news of our coming had spread. And almost everyone we met knew us as the ones who had come on bikes in the morning!

As the twilight grew thinner and the first rays of the sun set the snow covered peaks of the Chaukhamba on apparent fire, we realized we were running short of time and made a final dash. However, we took a wrong turn after Tungnath and instead of taking a sharp left turn on a very narrow path, we went straight ahead onto a path that looked straight out of the Lord of the Rings and enticed us towards it...but took us downhill! By the time we realized our mistake and found the correct way to Chandrashila, it was too late. Our sins, though each small in nature, had piled up and we would be punished by reaching the Chandrashila top 20 minutes after sunrise.

What we saw there was so beautiful that to this day I fail to understand how the sunrise could have looked any better had we reached earlier. You get a panoramic view of the snow covered Himalayas, and all around you see steep hills and the lands far beyond. The group of 10 left after the sunrise and we slept for a while in the sun there, on grass covered in frozen dew. Every effort that we had made to reach this point so far had been rewarded beyond measure.
The Lord of the Rings path
From Tungnath to Chndrashila, a walk on frozen dew
The rising sun set the Chaukhamba peaks on apparent fire
Feeling happy in my veins, Icicles within my brain...
  
View of Chandrashila
       
Chandrashila
        
Chandrashila
The sun came up and we went to see Tungnath, the highest Shiva temple in the world. It has several huts where pilgrims can stay. Araib had stayed the night at one of these huts, at the time when there was snow all around, and found them to be quite cold and inhospitable. Spending the night at Tungnath is a good option if you do not wish to trek the 5 KMs from Chopta early in the morning. But I guess half the fun for us was in that dreadful early morning trek, and would recommend all to spend the night at Mastura, where its comfortable.

Returning to Chopta was easy as the sun was out and it was downhill. We returned to Mastura by 10 and went off to sleep. We were woken up at 12.30 by the gentleman owner, and after lunch we set off for Sari, It would be a 3 KMs to Deoriyatal from Sari

For enquiries and booking at Sari
We had been told that Sari was 25 KMs from Chopta, but it was only 6 from Mastura. There are options to stay at Sari also, but we were in no mood to go trekking again in the dark tomorrow. So we left off our bikes at Sari and climbed up to Deoriyatal to stay for the night. We had travelled 47 KMs on bike that day.

It was Diwali that day and most of the people were either drunk or high. And the mood of gaiety crept into us also as we walked on up to Deoriyatal. I fell in love with the cows there. The cows in the hills are a little different than the cows in the plains, in that they have shorter legs and fatter tummies. Also, the expression on the cows in the plains is of absolute simplicity and harmlessness. The cows in the hills, on the other hand, look more mature and learned. They too are harmless and sweet like the ones in the plains, but have a smug been-there-done-that uninterested expression on their face when they look at you. Atleast that’s what I thought when I saw them.

The mules, on the other hand, look suicidal at the best. So dejected, dispirited, demotivated, overworked and underpaid that it did not seem they were from the same family as horses. Upreti said they needed a Ghoda Chalisa, like the Hanuman Chalisa of the Ramayana, to rouse their inner horse.

The trek from Sari to Deoriatal is easy, and I think it can be covered in around an hour and a half at a leisurely pace. We were told that there is one Mr.Rajender Singh Bhatt at Deoriatal who could arrange tents for us, and we also met a few people en route who wanted to know if we would require tents. The going rate was 600 per night for a tent of two. There are also two fixed tents for two persons each owned by the locals from Sari, and a caretaker named Negi ji looks after their booking. So accommodation at Deoriyatal was not an issue. As it happened, we were the only ones at Deoriyatal that day. We got one tent for 500 bucks, dinner included.

Now visitors be warned, this Negi Ji caretaker is a tricky fellow, and one should avoid engaging him in conversation if one can. One should learn from our mistakes. I wish some one had warned us too.
Anyway, the moment we got to Deoriatl this dude caught hold of us. Told us we were like children to him, and that he had been here all his life and was going to die here too. Told us how it was unimportant what you did or where you lived, as long as you brought happiness to others. And he would bring that happiness to us by sharing the mutton that he had made earlier that day. He was a scholar of religion, like his forefathers and told us about ethics and respecting elders and being religious and what not.

We were told by Negi Ji that Deoriyatal was where the Pandavas had meditated, and it was the place where the Yaksha prashna had been asked. All hogwash ofcourse, but we couldn’t risk disagreeing. All this even before we had gone around the lake!

Now the Yaksha Prashna was asked to Yudhishthira of the Pandavas in the Mahabharata by a demon of a lake, who had poisoned his four brothers when they had refused to listen to him.

The last question that had been asked is my favourite, and so I asked the caretaker whether he remembered what the last question was. No. Then I told him the question and asked if he remembered the answer. Still no! So much so for truthfulness and scholarship.

Anyways, the last question that was asked was what is the biggest wonder in the world. And the answer was that even though every day man sees people around him die, but he still goes on living as if he himself would never die…

Tungnath Temple
Tungnath Temple
The lake at Deoriyatl is small, but the Chaukhamba peaks get reflected in it and the scene is breathtaking, even in the evening. One can take a walk around the lake or just sit in quiet contemplation by its side. With no visitors that day, it was paradise.
On the way back from Tungnath
Deoriatal
Deoriatal
Inside the tent. That's Upreti sleeping...
We went around the lake, and found a blood trail leading to a place where a lamb had been sacrificed earlier that day. Later we went to Negi Ji’s tent to ask if he could make us some tea. Upreti, who too had come to regard the man with caution, habitually addressed him as yaar as he asked for some tea. Fatal mistake. We got another lecture on ethics, about respecting our elders and about the social and religious morals that the youth of today had forgotten. It only stopped when Upreti said sorry and showed him the bottle of rum that he had in his bag.

Sipping tea in Negi Ji’s tent, a mule came up from outside and started chewing on the tent. Our Negi Ji of the rightousness and happiness fundas screamed out explicatives at the poor animal and said in disgust that this animal was a nuisance and that it was the Muslims who had brought it to India. He then added some other irrelevant data to prove that Muslims were bad people. This was becoming more than we could bear now.

I asked him if he knew the difference between a horse, a donkey and a mule. No. I told him that when a male donkey mated with a female horse, you get a mule. Mules, like oxen, are sterile animals that cannot reproduce, and are hence used for carrying burden. In these regions, if not for these mules, Negi Ji would have had to carry all his supplies on his own backside.

It was the horse that the Muslims brought with them. And what a fine animal it is, most faithful to its owner after the dog. 

Then I asked him if he knew that I was a Muslim? In spite of my beard and my clipped moustache, he said no. I left it at that. And made sure that we paid him whatever he asked us for in the morning.

Later in the evening, an Israeli couple came up with an entourage of cooks and guides. These guys had brought pressure cookers to make dinner, and all through the evening the quiet was abruptly disrupted by the whistling of the pressure cooker. Aarghh!!!

The night sky was so clear that I was able to identify the Pole Star and the Big Dipper. I even spotted a plane that was quite distant yet moving so fast that I guessed it was a Chinese spy plane. Ofcourse, I was just fooling around.

The much acclaimed mutton from the sacrificial lamb, although I did not have it, and the egg curry that Negi Ji had made was pretty bad, not just because of the bad taste in our mouth. But we were grateful for it nonetheless. It you don’t get too entangled with him in conversation, I guess he is a nice old man that you would remember.

We woke up the next day at seven, after sunrise. The reflection of the Chaukhamba peak in the lake can be seen till an hour or so after sunrise. We then went back to Sari to have breakfast and then started back for Delhi. It was 9.30 a.m. on Thursday.
Sunrise at Deoriatal
Coming down was easy and most pleasurable. You could conjure the wildest fantasies or the most intricate philosophies while riding down the lovely hills. One thing worth noticing was how Shivalik, the entity of the Border Roads Organisation that had built the roads, had spent much upon publicising the fact that the roads had been built by them.

The slogans for road safety were also enjoyable. Here is a sample from the innumerous slogans we came across that day:
 “Driving faster beckons disaster”

“No race, no rally, enjoy the beauty of the valley”

And the mature sensible ones like:
“Start early, drive slowly, reach safely”

And my favourites:
“ Impatient on road, patient in hospital”

“Safety on road, safe tea at home”

Without being in too much of a hurry, we were at Haridwar around 4 p.m. Had lunch there, hoping to reach Delhi in another 4 hours. Were it not for the spike strip that we ran over and the murderous bus drivers trying to mow us down, we would have been on time. But we nevertheless made it back by 10.30.

We had been shocked and awed by the trip we had just made, but were back at home and would live to tell the tale. We had taken unwarranted risks and had driven long KMs on bikes that we could have stretched out over a couple of days more. But we only had 3 days to make the trip, to accommodate the Metallica concert in New Delhi into our Diwali holiday schedule. Ofcourse, what happened at the concert the next day, for which we had made all the haste, is public knowledge and I do not wish to write down that which would make me smash this laptop to bits…

This trek is the easiest way to get to 4000m above sea level, and offers some breathtaking views. For someone wishing to take the trip, we would strongly suggest against doing things the way we did them. Our suggestion is to go easy. On the way and back, take a stop at Rishikesh where you can go rafting or bungee jumping and enjoy the camp fire beside the Ganga. Stay at Mastura the night before going to Tungnath. Take the mules to carry you to Chandrashila early in the morning. Then go to Sari and take a guide and a cook with you to make you some good food at Deoriyatal and to spare yourself from the broth that we had to endure, and have a nice peaceful time in the hills. We would also suggest that you get a tattoo that reads tame.

We, of course, prefer the challenges that stupidity brings in its wake. If it is comfortable and easy, you’re doing it wrong….

P.S.
  • Tungnath is the highest Shiva temple in the world, at an altitude of 3600m asl.
  • 1.5 KMs from Tungnath, at an altitude of about 4000m is the Chandrashila peak.
  • Deoriyatal is at a slightly lower altitude of 2438m asl.
and lastly....

What happened at the Metallica concert!

Comments

Araib said…
Loved the ending...
And ofcourse the reference to revered Araib Hasan

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