Grotesque Adult Humour for Children (well, not really)

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Children can be so cute at times you could die.
It's something that evolution instilled in us to prevent some of us from devouring their tender flesh...

Uhm, sorry for digressing there...
Well, one of my cousins has a one and a half year old son who's a naughty little devil. He's very adorable, but then again, he's the nemesis for many of his own age. Beating up kids, tearing their hair apart, smashing his toy scooter into the legs of unsuspecting passers-by... All the naughtiness that can be found in that age.

So anyway, as a wicked joke on my cousin, somebody taught his little son some swear words. So one day, the boy's in the shop, and in come two girls who see him, are overcome by the cuteness and go to him crying out, fingers getting ready to pull them cheeks pink, "ollee. what a sweet baby!".
To which the dude replies, "botlikey"!

And the girls quietly turn around and leave. Not quite sure shocked or horrified.

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